grog was hiding in the closet
crying
because nobody loved grog for grog

then grog invented cleg
because cleg could impress dad
because dad did not love grog for grog

cleg found women
cleg found work
cleg was cool
and grog drowned in alcohol

then a woman loved grog for grog
and she told cleg to go away

grog quitted alcohol
grog smiled
but cleg felt anxious
because he only lived when nobody loved grog for grog

cleg formed grig
in order to survive
and grig tortured the woman
for loving grog for grog

grog said “I love you. Marry me”
cleg said “I just want a woman, I don’t need you in particular”
grig said “you are worthless and a bad woman and I want you gone”
and the woman cried

cleg said “what? can’t you take different perspectives?”
the woman said “more like different personalities…”

and cleg said to grog
“look, women are crazy, they just cry and are needy and don’t really make you feel good”
and grog accepted
and left the girl

because nobody loves grog for grog

because nobody loves grog for grog
because grog believes in cleg and his sales
because the woman loved grog for grog
because the woman did not like cleg and his fake
because grig tortures women for loving grog
because women cries when tortured for love
cleg can tell grog that women hate grog

because nobody loves grog for grog


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